Who's In Chawge Hewe? - Pawt One

As I sade, I wive with fowr hoomans who awe opewating undah some majuh dewusions of gwandeur. I weally don't know where dey get dare iwwusions of contwol. Wet me sha-uh one example (with moe to come). Dey have dis silvuh, half-ball looking fing on the flore by our back doe. I've herad dem call it a "bell".

Hewe is the funny fing...everytime I wing that bell....dey come WUNNING!!! WEALLY FAST!!! Sometimes I have to wing it twice for dem to hewe it...dey don't hewe so well sometimes...unwike us dawgs! Huumph. As soon as dey do hewe it dey come wunning and open da doe...for ME! Den I do my business awtside and dey open it again and wet me in.

Who is weally in chawge hewe I ask?

Hewwo!

Uhhhh…..Hewwo! Dis is Penny. I am a tewwior fwom pwoud old England. Yolksha to be exact. (I know dis spelling is bad because dis spell checka thing keeps telling me so. My apowogies. I hope I get betta at dis.) Im the owner (weall…day fink day are de owners but I weally contwol dem…hmm) of Momma, Big Momma, Little Momma and Big Daddy.

I am stawting dis bwog today - my birfday. We had a birfday pawty today for me so it got me finking that I would like everyone to know what happens around here. I’m weally a little disappointed because I didn’t get a birfday pwesent. Oh I did get a bunch of fishy stuff to eat….samon, I fink…but it gave me a tummy-ache. Anyway, dat is why I’m stawting dis here bwog….so I can let you know what weally goes on here. Till next time….keep your paws dwy!